About
so this one time, i went fishing with a popsicle stick and some dental floss and i caught a 395 lb. saber-toothed halibut. it tried to bite my arm off but i flexed my muscles at it and it was like "oh, please don't hurt me with your giant muscles." and then i fried it up in some lemon butter and ate it with tartar sauce.
mmmmmmm...