About
Sweet God on Toast! Why didn't anyone tell me about this sooner!!!!!
How to start... Let's go with humble: I am made for this role... Too much? Probably
Alright. Plain and simple:
1. I'm a trained actor with television hosting experience.
2. I am currently doing construction oversight at the World Trade Center Rebuild effort.
3. I am a trained stuntman.
4. I have an unhealthy obsession with Mike Rowe (I bet he smells like cinnamon... and home).
I feel like I have the background to genuinely interact with people on this show, not just smile and nod like a talking head (I'm looking at you, Access Hollywood)
Brief additional list of stuff that I am:
1. Carpenter and hold a Cert. of Construction Mgmt. (good for tech talk)
2. Actor with professional writing experience (good for thinkin' on yer feet).
3. Licensed English teacher in NYS (wow, I forgot about that).
4. Accredited fight choreographer (um, that's kind of geeky, maybe I should stop here).
5. Avid Origammier (ok, dude, that's not even a word).
6. Ranked professional eater, specialties: Steak, Wings, Cannoli (ok, that's just plain gross... nice first impression, chief).
I would welcome the opportunity to pursue this... I would also accept an ol' game of catch with Mike Rowe.*
Regards,
M@ Klane
*Mr. Klane makes no promises that he will be able to refrain from crying during said game of catch.
Areas Of Expertise
Construction:Carpentry and PM Oversight Contractor for WTC PATH Hall Rebuild
Writing: Head Writer for two shows at National Lampoon and award-winning sketch comedy in NYC. Professional "plant" at live events. Writing was described as "Horrifying. Amusing." By TONY.
Teaching: Certified NYS Secondary English Teacher
Fight Choreography and Stunts: Fully trained and acredited Fight Choreographer and light to medium stuntwork
Origami: I kick ass at Japanese Paper Folding
Voice Over: Well... I'm no Mike Rowe or anything...