About
Alright, to start things off, I'm a pretty big nerd... but that's definitely a good thing. You wanna talk about new gadgets and all that sort of junk then, I'm your man. I sort of have this way of absorbing the internet through osmosis and learning all the up to date nonsense. My forte, however, is in the magical wasteland of video games. Here's how I roll:
-I play them... a lot.
-I'm in a cover band that sings about them called PUSH START! Pennyman is rockin our shirt in his pic!
-I'm art director for a website devoted to them.
-I go to every video game related event I possibly can and people say "Hey you're that game guy"
-I'm currently married to my original Nintendo.
So yeah, I'd love to get into the tech savvy field of stuff that requires you to be tech savvy. This would pretty much be my dream job.
I'll sum myself up like this:
-I have eyebrows that give me superhuman strength.
-I don't like cake unless it's made of ice cream.
-I believe rock n' roll is magical and rad.
-I am the best wing man of all time.
-I notice everything.
-I will hug you if you ask me to.
-I play video games... a lot.
-I am really good at video games.
-I have illusions of grandeur on a daily basis.
-I put things off until they go away.
-I think I'm a ninja.
-I have excellent comedic timing.
-I vary my vocab as much as I can.
-I hate reality TV shows but I would totally be on one.
-I will do it if it makes you feel better.
-I really do know it all.
-I totally get you.
-I am the guy you run to when zombies attack.
www.myspace.com/jip
AIM- Jipjiver
PWNED.COM!- http://pwned.com/Gizmatic/
Xbox Live (currently on it's way to Microsoft for faulty cd drive! UGH!)- Gizmo 008
Deviantart- jipjive.deviantart.com