About
Most people seem to know me, or have at least heard about me, or just think to know me be the name, but in all reality, i'm just David, tryin to "keep it real" as possible. For the most part, i'm sweet, extremely passionate, romantic, and love having "Good Tymes"!! I like to party, maybe a lil 2much, but what else 2do?? "If interested, PLEASE help me STAY OUTTA JAIL, did that!! still, i'm Fuckin' BADD!! Doin' Stupid Shit!! I used to LOVE just spending those Special, quiet tymes at home just chillin' on the couch watchin' tv, or a movie cuddled up with that former someone, but now those tymes have changed and find myself spending much of my tyme alone, which I don't mind, but I do miss the feeling of having someone special in my life like that. I also Love dancing, maybe you've seen me, or heard about me on the dance floor, yo- Seriously, i'll break you down into sections, piece by piece, and you'll be Lovin' every bit of it!! Yes it may be true about my "over qualifications", which makes me believe I have Special Powers at tymes, hey, I have been known to make Miracles happen, and thats Fo' Sho'!! Not to forget "BEEBO", my son DAMARI, who lookin' more like DADDY everyday, bad as hell, but I LOVE YOU SON!!! I've tried to be there everyday, even though tymes get hard, you will always be my guy!! I cant dis my ex-wife no-more, been through madd shit wit her, good tymes, and the bad, but i will always have a special kind of love for her!!
Me2You
Name: David N. Chambliss
Age: 25
Birthdate, and time of birth if you know: 10/23/1981 @12:26pm
Birthtown (Not necessarily hometown): Queens, NY
Location: DKNY
Height: 5'7
Body Type: Take a look!!
Hair (color and style): Bald
Eyes: Blue (today)
Current piercings/tattoos: 6&8
Intended future piercings/tattoos: 2&??
OTHER:
1. would u c poke me and pull my hair and be ok with it during sexxx? Yes
2. Do you drink and/or smoke? Yes
3. What are your positions ..ion and gay marriage? Absolutely against abortions, dont really care what gay people do, whatever makes them happy overall, they gay so they gonna be happy anyway!!
4. Do you think school is a good thing? It was
5. Do you do well in school? If so, how well? I played football, and had 2gym classes my senior year, what do u think??
6. How often do you read for pleasure? 2-3tymes a week?
7. Do you value cuddling? More than Fuckin', less than Makin' Good Love!!
8. Do you play an instrument or sing? Whenever, whereever, all damn day!
9. If so...what and how well? I'm iight, depends on the song.
10. Are you a good dancer, and if so, what kind of dancing? FUCKIN' RITE!! ALL, Hip Hop, Spanish, Dirty, dont matter
11. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? My Imagination!!
12. Are you bisexual? NO
13. Are you polyamorous and/or believe in open relationships? ??
14. What things about a girl do you refuse to tolerate? Ignorance, dont be a dumb BITCH!! Have some type of Common Sense!!
15. Do you ever say stuff like, "that's so retarded" or "that's so gay"? Not really, maybe "Fuckin' Retarded"!! I know it's not nice though. Badd Habit, help me change myself!!
What Would You do if...
I tried to grab you, throw you against the wall, and kiss you passionately: Get SOOoo Horny, i'd have 2have u RITE NOW!! I just like getting thrown up against shit, a lil' FETISH of mine!!
I said I liked you: Smile
I bit your shoulder or neck: Bite my lip, lick my lips, and Smile???
I bit your shoulder, neck, or arm HARD: Say Ouch, then Smile, probably kiss you forever!!
I tried to save you from what looked like sexual harrassment and it turned out that you wanted what was being done to you: Not a Damn Thing!!
I came to your house during a thunderstorm, soaking wet: Get out in da Rain with you, and Make Love to you ALL NITE LONG!!
We got in a fight: Talk
I cooked/baked you something: Eat, and thank you!!
I verbally teased you for a bit: Like it!!
On a regular basis: Get Annoyed
You had a girlfriend who treated you badly and I confronted him: Roll wit da better1!!
You saw me obessive-compulsively playing with a Zippo, opening and closing it over and over: Ged Annoyed
With a folding knife: Think u was gonna Slice me da fuck up!
What Do You Think Of My...
Personality: Amazing
Eyes: Beautiful
Face: Handsome
Hair: Sexy
Sense of humor: Too Much
Choice of music: Any and Every
Manners: Mommy taught me well!!
Intellect: Too Smart 4 own good
Friends: Til da end, fo' sho!!
Decisions: No Regrets!!
Taste in girls: ALL WOMEN are BEAUTIFUL!!
Would You...
Stay my friend if we broke up: It'll be Hard
Tell me the truth when most people would lie: Fuckin' Rite!!
Buy me a birthday gift that I could never afford: Yes
Lie to make me feel better: No
Play matchmaker for me: Yes
Put up with a lot of crap from me and not complain: I'll Hold on as long as I can!!
Make out with me in the school hallway: Fuckin' Rite!!
Let me call your cellphone in the middle of the night: Always
Cook/bake for me: What u want me 2do??
Try and solve my problems: Got U!!
Be friend my parents: Yeah!!
If you have/were to have a liscence, drive me around: Ride Shotgun in da wip wit me!!
Tell me I'm HOTT everyday? Just about!!
spoil me: U deserve da BEST!!
Help me out if I'm having trouble with schoolwork: I got u!!
Dance with me in public when nobody else is dancing, with music: ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, don't even need da MUSIC, just da FEELING!!
Without any music but that in my/our head(s): JUST said that!!
Join a group I'm in only because I'm in it: I'll ROLL Wit U!!
Is there anything else you feel I should know? I got a 10in. Dick, na, close though!! Patience Is Key!!
Is there anything else you want me to know? I'll Lick U From Da TOP OF YA PUSSY, 2DA BOTTOM OF DAT ASS!! FO' SHO'!!
SCORPIO: The lover
Can be mean somtimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. Stay Strong 4DADDY and I will do the same 4YOU!!